Tag Archives: Matt Damon

Elysium (2013 dir. Neil Blomkamp)

27 Sep

Thatcherism in space.

3/5

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Contagion (2011 dir. Steven Soderbergh)

23 Nov

Out of shape ensemble cast work together to cure a very heavy cold.

3/5

Sex, Lies And Videotape (1989 dir. Steven Soderbergh)

23 Jul

Sexually inept mullet captures female wank talk with dated technology.

3/5

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001 dir. Kevin Smith)

28 May

Whilst winking and swearing at cult audience, Star Wars/comic fan types appear to champion medicority of blubbery director’s filmography.

2/5

Good Will Hunting (1997 dir. Gus Van Sant)

18 May

Violent academic neglects health & safety legislation in early days of school caretaking career.

4/5

True Grit (2010 dir. Joel & Ethan Coen)

14 May

Incomprehensible chain-smoker fails in mission to massacre aged Goonie in time before dentistry.

3/5

Invictus (2009)

30 Dec

Funny accent prevents voiceover legend from being asked to provide voiceover.

2/5

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