Tag Archives: Michael Douglas

The Game (1997 dir. David Fincher)

16 Sep

Like a more dangerous Truman Show, with 85% of the lightbulbs removed.

3/5

Black Rain (1989 dir. Ridley Scott)

11 Sep

Mulletted constable plays a round of Neil Buchanan’s Finders Keepers in the far east.

3/5

Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009 dir. Mark Waters)

12 Apr

Dickens ideas duplicated to drive sales of cheap DVDs forward.

1/5

Romancing The Stone (1984 dir. Robert Zemeckis)

5 Nov

Cut-price Spielberg presents cut-price Indiana Jones in Hispanic shitholes.

2/5

The American President (1995 dir. Rob Reiner)

19 Aug

Pool expert wins over the hearts of the nation, including new sperm rescepticle, without ever standing still.

3/5

Wall Street (1987 dir. Oliver Stone)

24 Jun

Underpinned by stock-trading gobbledygook, ruler of 80s yuppie shitheads commits common assault on apprentice yuppie shithead in the rain.

4/5

Disclosure (1994)

22 Feb

Fuck veteran fails to get past third base with corporate slut type, then discusses techniques for manufacturing clapped-out computing equipment.

3/5

Falling Down (1993)

25 Nov

After surviving Hispanic shootery, man-Christ causes trouble for stupidly-named detective and equal opportunities police department.

4/5


Basic Instinct (1992 dir. Paul Verhoeven)

30 Oct

Slutty scribe makes Seinfeld postman uncomfortable and then mates.

2/5

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