Tag Archives: Movies

This is The End (2013 dir. Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg)

7 Jan

Mildly amusing Jews interupt each other.

3/5

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48 Hrs. (1982 dir. Walter Hill)

6 Jan

Future gravel throat pairs with future star of flops to walk quickly from scene to scene.

2/5

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Demolition Man (1993 dir. Marco Brambilla)

5 Jan

Muscleheads spoil a eutopian future with poorly realised fight scenes.

2/5

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Trance (2013 dir. Danny Boyle)

22 Dec

Like Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind with immaculately shaved genitals.

3/5

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The Wild One (1953 dir. László Benedek)

21 Dec

Bikers terrorise smalltown types with outlandish headwear.

4/5

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Get Carter (1971 dir. Mike Hodges)

30 Nov

Lead cockney points his finger at supporting cast.

3/5

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Scum (1979 dir. Alan Clarke)

29 Nov

Violent cockneys seek father figures.

4/5

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The Impossible (2012 dir. Juan Antonio Bayona)

29 Nov

Whites playing Hispanics get soaked in the pursuit of Oscar glory.

3/5

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The Shock Doctrine (2009 dir. Michael Winterbottom)

25 Nov

Sarah Palin look-a-like analyses broke Hispanics.

3/5

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Obsession (1976 dir. Brian De Palma)

24 Nov

Hitchcock wankfest inspires Old Boy.

3/5

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Lifeforce (1985 dir. Tobe Hooper)

16 Nov

British gents seek dangerous tits.

3/5

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Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003 dir. Robert Rodriquez)

14 Nov

All working Hispanics in Hollywood spin around and shoot each other.

2/5

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Roadhouse (1989 dir. Rowdy Herrington)

13 Nov

Professional face-kicker makes redundancies without HR consultation, then defeats unchecked capitalism.

2/5

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Combat Shock (1986 dir. Buddy Giovinazzo)

12 Nov

Like a knock-off Taxi Driver minus qualified editor.

2/5

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005 dir. Shane Black)

11 Nov

A 2-hour rehearsal for Iron Man 3.

3/5

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Inside Man (2006 dir. Spike Lee)

10 Nov

Slick modern crime flick climaxes with film noir fuckfest.

3/5

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Side Effects (2013 dir. Steven Soderbergh)

6 Nov

Dishonest psychology in court.

3/5

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A Crude Awakening (2006 dir. Basil Gelpke & Ray McCormack)

5 Nov

The foretelling of the time when mankind will be forced to do more exercise.

2/5

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The African Queen (1951 dir. John Huston)

4 Nov

Well-toothed stars bond over naval warfare.

4/5

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Blow Out (1981 dir. Brian De Palma)

3 Nov

A wank over Hitchcock and sound engineering.

3/5

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Redacted (2007 dir. Brian De Palma)

2 Nov

Paranormal Activity meets Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

2/5

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Deep Red (1975 dir. Dario Argento)

25 Oct

Bad plastering inflates act three.

3/5

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Religulous (2008 dir. Larry Charles)

20 Oct

A humerous look at two thousand years of mental illness.

4/5

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The Grapes of Wrath (1940 dir. John Ford)

15 Oct

Poor people evoke sympathy for being poor all the time during poor times.

4/5

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The Money Pit (1986 dir. Richard Benjamin)

14 Oct

Housing bubble proves fruitful for independent tradesmen.

2/5

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