Tag Archives: Paris

Midnight in Paris (2011 dir. Woody Allen)

16 Dec

Unsure scribbler tries to fuck celebrity ghost in overrated city during pre-Coca Cola days.



The Soft Skin (1964 dir. Francois Truffaut)

1 Oct

Academic and airplane slut travel the country looking for licensed premises to fuck in.


Alphaville (1965 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

28 Aug

On a far-away futuristic planet, which perfectly resembles 1960s Paris, miserable noir type shoots almost everyone he meets in the stomach.


Pierrot le Fou (1965 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

20 Aug

Infamous French auteur antagonises fans of coherent narrative and sympathetic characters.


Before Sunset (2004 dir. Richard Linklater)

18 Aug

Nine years after a night of penetrative sex, well-mannered man and woman have a catch-up on reasonably-priced boat ride.


Stolen Kisses (1968 dir. Francois Truffaut)

17 Aug

Amidst multiple career changes, fuck buyer conducts some sleuthery.


Bande à Part (1964 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

14 Aug

Burglar sacrifices himself so that partner may take over fuck duties with human crime accessory.


In Praise of Love (Éloge de l’amour) (2001 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

22 Jul

Numerous off-camera dialogue skits make confusing narrative completely fucking impossible to follow.


The 400 Blows (Les Quatre Cents Coups) (1959 dir. Francois Truffaut)

12 Jul

Not unlike a black and white Ferris Bueller’s Day Off underpinned by French poverty.


A Married Woman (Une Femme Mariée) (1964 dir. Jean-Luc Godard)

27 May

Intriguing French slut, whilst keeping updated with latest tit science, gets touched up by two fellas in several close-ups.


Last Tango In Paris (1972)

22 Dec

Grieving Godfather discovers innovative use for dairy during a sex act.


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