Tag Archives: Robert De Niro

Angel Heart (1987 dir. Alan Parker)

12 Apr

Nightmare visions bring fuck session to an abrupt end.

3/5

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Heat (1995 dir. Michael Mann)

19 Dec

Shouty thesp ensures quiet thesp is adequately caffeinated for ultra violent bank robbery.

4/5

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Cop Land (1997 dir. James Mangold)

7 Dec

Bloated ensemble cast avoid motoring convictions in Bruce Springsteen nightmare.

4/5

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Jackie Brown (1997 dir. Quentin Tarantino)

27 Oct

Legendary chin satisfies fans of walking, funk and feet.

3/5

A Bronx Tale (1993 dir. Robert De Niro)

27 Jul

A variety of heads get kicked in across the years as Romeo & Juliet collides with Goodfellas.

4/5

Little Fockers (2010 dir. Paul Weitz)

28 Mar

Lifeless penises inspire lifeless gags in lifeless sequel.

1/5

Limitless (2011 dir. Neil Burger)

29 Jan

Like Woody Allen, minus wise-cracks, doing Fight Club.

3/5

Analyze This (1999 dir. Harold Ramis)

13 Dec

Like a feature-length Sopranos episode, with Jewish gagster replacing Italian American broad.

3/5

What Just Happened (2008 dir. Barry Levinson)

24 Nov

Cinematic dog shooting and controversial facial hair almost ruin various fictional Hollywood careers.

3/5

Sleepers (1996 dir. Barry Levinson)

7 Oct

After getting away with gun homicide, boisterous lads celebrate in style by spoiling infamous Frankie Valli pop standard with poor acapella rendition.

3/5

Cape Fear (1991 dir. Martin Scorcese)

6 Sep

Dressed like a Beach Boy, cigar/bodybuilding/Christ enthusiast terrorises extremely dull Republican family under colourful skies.

3/5

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