Tag Archives: Sean Penn

Gangster Squad (2013 dir. Ruben Fleischer)

14 Jul

Face-punching and stomach-kicking and face-punching and shooting in Hollywoodland.

2/5

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The Pledge (2001 dir. Sean Penn)

5 Jan

Whilst surrounded by uglies, legendary actor attempts to avoid looking bored.

2/5

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Colors (1988 dir. Dennis Hopper)

25 Dec

Two cops make countless blacks get on their knees with their hands behind their heads.

2/5

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Bad Boys (1983 dir. Rick Rosenthal)

9 Dec

Long-haired delinquent helps Jewish room mate develop lung cancer.

3/5

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U Turn (1997 dir. Oliver Stone)

1 Sep

After boning his incredible daughter, shabby small-towner steals a gay kiss then gets brutally murdered.

2/5

The Thin Red Line (1998 dir. Terrence Malick)

11 Jun

Virtually every male actor active in the 90s gets shot at on beautiful nature trail.

4/5

Casualties Of War (1989 dir. Brian De Palma)

26 May

Harrowing ‘Nam flick sees irritable marine types forced to endure intercourse without foreplay.

3/5

Milk (2008)

31 Mar

Playful rat face stands up for rights to enjoy anal sex without suffering police brutality in postcard location.

3/5

Mystic River (2003)

30 Dec

Child abuse and murder coax world-class performances all round.

4/5

Sweet And Lowdown (1999)

15 Dec

Promiscuous auteur exchanges academic art eccentrics and wise cracks for slightly irritating guitar twangery.

2/5

Carlito’s Way (1993)

23 Nov

Unofficial Scarface sequel uses Jewish solicitor to bolster cast and running time.

3/5

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