Tag Archives: Stephen King

It (1990)

20 Dec

Film-makers instantly regret attempting to adapt never-ending breezeblock book for the screen without budget.


Christine (1983)

15 Dec

Evil street toughs regret fleeing from vintage Decepticon by running away in a perfectly straight line down the highway.


Misery (1990)

13 Dec

Godfather offspring endures ancient concepts of medicine after completing admirable sports-writing montage.


Carrie (1976)

12 Dec

Participants of vintage sports training montage suffer during psionic prom mass murder.


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