Whites playing Hispanics get soaked in the pursuit of Oscar glory.
3/5
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Drama, Ewan McGregor, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Naomi Watts, Pop Peelings
Long-haired foster parent fails at You’ve Been Framed.
2/5
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Ethan Hawke, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Horror, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Bonnie & Clyde (with learning difficulties) meets Countryfile.
Tags: 2012, Ben Wheatly, British Film, Cinema, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings
Like Lord of The Rings in reverse, with women’s scalps instead of jewellery.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Elijah Wood, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Horror, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Thesp shows us it’s ok to fly aircraft whilst under the influence of drink and drugs as long as you tell someone about it afterwards.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Denzel Washington, Drama, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Robert Zemeckis, United States
Indulgent Scot chooses family over football and fanny.
1/5
Tags: 2012, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Gerard Butler, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Soccer, Uma Thurman, United States
A spiritual game of ‘spot the actor’ across three centuries/hours.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Drama, Film, Film Reviews, Halle Berry, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Tom Hanks, United States
Athletic longhair must fight for tribesmen to prevent a gang rape.
Tags: 2012, Action, Cinema, Disney, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Science Fiction, United States
Big Jew bags half decent skirt twice despite delivering poor quality fuck sessions.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Jason Segel, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Actors glad of the work evoke nostalgia in a world where all girls blossom to become hot sluts.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
A blurry look through innocent eyes at the creation of Maury Povich guests.
Tags: 2012, Fantasy, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Maury, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Perennial beta male proves that the perfect woman doesn’t exist.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Drama, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Paul Dano, Pop Peelings, United States
The Sixth Sense merges with Night of The Living Dead in Jew-voiced town.
Tags: 2012, Animated, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Jeff Garlin, John Goodman, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Corporate fast food helps all-American sports fans defeat communism.
Tags: 2012, Action, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States, War
A stylish look at gunshot wounds and Obama’s rise to power.
Tags: 2012, Brad Pitt, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Ray Liotta, United States
A gay dictator is overthrown with the help of food marketing.
4/5
Tags: 2012, Animated, Cinema, Disney, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Foreheaded veteran of bumbling assistant parts relishes playing the alpha male for once.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Drama, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Paul Thomas Anderson, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Pop Peelings, United States
To win over future father-in-law, douchebag must save the world from bar rock and the full force of ILM hard drives.
Tags: 2012, Action, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Liam Neeson, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Lay-about uses nostalgia to enjoy brief fuckfests.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Helen Hunt, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Deadbeat Jew makes friends and influences people using beer marketing slogan.
Tags: 2012, Adam Sandler, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States, Vanilla Ice
Spaniard goes to great lengths to experience junk food and rodeos.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Documentary, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Texas, United States
Chinned hero of film students replaces trademark lengthy walking scenes with lengthy horse riding scenes.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Humour, Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Quentin Tarantino, Samuel L. Jackson, United States, Western
A loving family help their son overcome mental illness using gambling and sports jerseys.
Tags: 2012, Bradley Cooper, Cinema, Drama, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Jennifer Lawrence, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Various stars get their faces punched in the name of tramp juice.
Tags: 2012, Action, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Tom Hardy, United States
Reuters spoils dramatic Call of Duty/Blair Witch finale.
Tags: 2012, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
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