Tag Archives: 1995

Bad Boys (1995 dir. Michael Bay)

21 Dec

Two stereotypes with near enough the exact same personality swap lives to solve a crime.

2/5

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Heat (1995 dir. Michael Mann)

19 Dec

Shouty thesp ensures quiet thesp is adequately caffeinated for ultra violent bank robbery.

4/5

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Waterworld (1995 dir. Kevin Reynolds)

5 Nov

Piss-drinker does battle with dystopian Marlborough Men on doomed film sets.

2/5

The Net (1995 dir. Irwin Winkler)

2 Nov

Part melodramatic thriller, part tribute to Netscape.

2/5

Outbreak (1995 dir. Wolfgang Petersen)

7 Oct

Dick-shaped virus targets check shirts whilst antagonising Hollywood thesps.

3/5

I.D. (1995 dir. Philip Davis)

11 Aug

Surrounded by fucking Eastenders thesps, Fucking cockney becomes more fucking violent fucking cockney and asks that fucking eternal question several fucking times – ‘who are you?’

3/5

Get Shorty (1995 dir. Barry Sonnenfeld)

10 Mar

Cool people in cool venues chase the same pile of money whilst cool music plays.

2/5

Billy Madison (1995 dir. Tamra Davis)

5 Mar

Sports schooling montage sees retard up against evil corporate male type in borderline Frank Capra tribute.

2/5

Vampire In Brooklyn (1995 dir. Wes Craven)

9 Dec

Despised comedy-horror neglects pant-filling subgenre.

2/5

The American President (1995 dir. Rob Reiner)

19 Aug

Pool expert wins over the hearts of the nation, including new sperm rescepticle, without ever standing still.

3/5

Nixon (1995 dir. Oliver Stone)

17 Aug

Hannibal Lecter gets elected President by sweating profusely and cracking bad jokes, before bowing out disgracefully.

3/5

Jade (1995 dir. William Friedkin))

29 Jul

Kinky homemade fuck video leads to the gunning down of senior Aliens marine.

2/5

Before Sunrise (1995 dir. Richard Linklater)

16 Jun

Boy meets girl, boy disrupts girl’s travel plans, girl plays boy a shit song, boy pilfers wine using deception, girl gives up sex hole for boy.

4/5

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995 dir. Bryan Spicer)

1 Jun

Barely finished CGI proves no match for new Voltron-inspired toy lines in major city apparently entirely without emergency services.

1/5

Mighty Aphrodite (1995)

21 Jan

Robocop seduces infertile goth type whilst unattractive auteur has himself make out with superb sex worker.

3/5

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