The Great Outdoors (1988 dir. Howard Deutch)

Two overweight men from different social classes bond over impending poverty.

2/5

Colors (1988 dir. Dennis Hopper)

Two cops make countless blacks get on their knees with their hands behind their heads.

2/5

Mississippi Burning (1988 dir. Alan Parker)

Building and contents insurance premiums rocket due to gospel music and arson.

2/5

My Stepmother Is An Alien (1988 dir. Richard Benjamin)

Cellestial slut learns about Earth through mediocre pop culture.

1/5

Frantic (1988 dir. Roman Polanski)

Sexual Pole does Hitchcock in Paris.

3/5

Cinema Paradiso (1988 dir. Giuseppe Tornatore)

A lifetime of friendship rewarded with softcore porn at the end.

4/5

Willow (1988 dir. Ron Howard)

Like a straight to video Lord of The Rings, with human child replacing possessed jewelery.

2/5

Cocktail (1988 dir. Roger Donaldson)

Fuelled by endless rock ‘n’ roll covers, barman/fighter/poet/business schollar’s carefree life gets complicated by unplanned fetus with disguised Republican offspring.

2/5

Bloodsport (1988 dir. Newt Arnold)

Flexible Belgian dispatches ethnically diverse group of combatants in unregulated UFC contest.

3/5

The Last Temptation Of Christ (1988 dir. Martin Scorcese)

Director of Christianity gets the horn during death after forming a short-lived gang in pre-Biblican times.

2/5

The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! (1988 dir. David Zucker)

Excessive slapstick leads to the fucking of rock ‘n’ roll icon’s daughter by Norse detective.

3/5

Rain Man (1988 dir. Barry Levinson)

Archetypal 80s yuppie shithead introduces vulnerable idiot genius to gambling, skirt and maple syrup on Oscar-y road trip.

4/5

Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

Republican offspring butchered for poor music tastes as hopeless film makers seek Carrie for inspiration.

1/5

Scrooged (1988)

Arsehole TV exec type patronises ethnic minorities after supernatural encounters.

3/5

Big (1988)

Middle American loser/retard enjoys fuckfest with stressed corporate female type whilst undergoing Pepsi-infused loss of innocence.

3/5

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

Uncle Walt inspires second generation Hentai artists whilst serving gags and hinting at bestiality.

3/5

Die Hard (1988)

Managing Director of Aryan robbers fails to inspire festive cheer by reading Christmas message from elevator carcass.

5/5

A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988 dir. Renny Harlin)

Finnish director of shit films kick starts Hollywood career by directing shit film.

0/5

Beetlejuice (1988 dir. Tim Burton)

Ferris Bueller nemesis becomes tormented by dated special effects.

2/5