Mildly amusing Jews interupt each other.
3/5
From a CV, complete with exclamation mark for some reason:
“Margie was my team manager!”
Nice. Everyone knows Margie, right? Good ol’ Margie! Anyone that has worked for her can pretty much walk into any job they wish to.
I’m willing to bet that no recruiter or hiring manager gives a fuck about Margie, much less wants to read about her on a CV.
The covering letter is a sales tool for yourself, a pamphlet if you will, there to excite employers at the prospect of meeting you.
It is not a document for modesty (or stupidity):
“NO – I DON’T HAVE A DIRECT AND ESSENTIAL SKILLS TO APPLY FOR THIS POPSSITION
NO – I’M NOT A SPECIALIST IN COMAPRE TO JOB DESCRIPTION I’VE READ ON YOUR ADVERT
NO – I’M NOT A MANAGER, EXECUTIVE, HOD, BRAND OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF REVELANT PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO HIRE”
Let me say this once and for all; praying is not a hobby. It’s a deeply flawed and futile waste of time.
It’s also not worth stating on a CV, especially if you’re also demonstrating your total ineptness at writing English.
“I Enjoy Praying Jehovah God Yoroba Host, Watching TV Sport, News, Attending Bable Class,”