Like Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind with immaculately shaved genitals.
3/5
Tags: 2013, Cinema, Crime, Danny Boyle, Film, Film Reviews, Humour, James McAvoy, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Vincent Cassel
Lead cockney points his finger at supporting cast.
Tags: 1971, British Film, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Humour, Michael Caine, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings
A 2-hour rehearsal for Iron Man 3.
Tags: 2005, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Robert Downey Jr., Shane Black, United States, Val Kilmer
Slick modern crime flick climaxes with film noir fuckfest.
Tags: 2006, Cinema, Clive Owen, Crime, Denzel Washington, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Spike Lee, United States
Fucker of Shawshank slut gets job with punching instead of competency interviewing.
2/5
Tags: 1946, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Noir, Film Reviews, Glenn Ford, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Rita Hayworth, United States
Like a feature-length episode of The Bill, with even worse dialogue.
1/5
Tags: 2011, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Humour, Jason Statham, London, Movie Reviews, Movies, Paddy Considine, Pop Peelings
Tache’d skirt-bagger pays tribute to Double Indemnity by nailing quality skirt.
Tags: 1981, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Kathleen Turner, Lawrence Kasdan, Movie Reviews, Movies, Noir, Pop Peelings, Ted Danson, United States, William Hurt
Card shuffling to ragtime.
4/5
Tags: 1973, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Paul Newman, Pop Peelings, Ragtime, Robert Redford, United States
Two similarly-styled sluts seek affection from an 80s heart throb.
Tags: 1990, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, John Cusack, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Ensemble cast seek violent scribbler in a mustard-coloured world.
Tags: 2007, Cinema, Crime, David Fincher, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
A stylish look at gunshot wounds and Obama’s rise to power.
Tags: 2012, Brad Pitt, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Ray Liotta, United States
Smooth talkers punch faces and drive narrative whilst barely changing location.
Tags: 1941, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Noir, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Humphrey Bogart, John Huston, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Ensemble cast wasted at the expense of coolness.
Tags: 2006, Bruce Willis, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Morgan Freeman, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
In dystopian post-war America, non-smilers struggle to reach intended people first time on the phone.
Tags: 1953, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Fritz Lang, Hollywood, Humour, Lee Marvin, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Legendary chin is forced to eat own defecation to reunite with younger look-a-like.
Tags: 2000, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Steve Buscemi, United States, Willem Dafoe
The changing of ages and actors of characters every ten minutes makes narrative difficult to follow.
Tags: 1999, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Richard Dreyfuss, United States
Mr Blonde attempts to expand fuck video business.
Tags: 1996, Cinema, Crime, Dennis Hopper, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Kiefer Sutherland, Michael Madsen, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Chinamen summarise plot points and character traits constantly during business meetings.
Tags: 1985, Chinatown, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Michael Cimino, Mickey Rourke, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Legendary director paints south Americans in a bad light for once.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Oliver Stone, Pop Peelings, United States
Like a modern Colors, without colours.
Tags: 2012, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Two cops make countless blacks get on their knees with their hands behind their heads.
Tags: 1988, Cinema, Crime, Dennis Hopper, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Pop Peelings, Robert Duvall, Sean Penn, United States
Hitman must face a lifetime of doing his own hoovering and washing up due to blood oath.
Tags: 1985, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Jack Nicholson, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States
Long-haired delinquent helps Jewish room mate develop lung cancer.
Tags: 1983, Ally Sheedy, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Pop Peelings, Sean Penn, United States
Bloated ensemble cast avoid motoring convictions in Bruce Springsteen nightmare.
Tags: 1997, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, New Jersey, New York, Pop Peelings, Ray Liotta, Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone, United States
Self-employed sheriff humiliates Jerry Springer guests with fast food.
Tags: 2011, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Matthew McConaughey, Movies, Pop Peelings, United States, William Friedkin
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