Tag Archives: 1980

City Of The Living Dead (1980 dir. Lucio Fulci)

12 Feb

The killing of religious manager brings peace to mankind in atheist wetdream.

2/5

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Used Cars (1980 dir. Robert Zemeckis)

6 Jan

Ethnic stereotypes, and men with Rod Stewart hairstyles, pay tribute to Mad Max 2 finale.

2/5

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The Blues Brothers (1980 dir. John Landis)

12 Dec

God-fearing socialists in funeral gear destroy countless icons of capitalism in the name of dated music.

3/5

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The Last Metro (1980 dir. Francois Truffaut)

18 Nov

Forbidden Jew oversees play rehearsals from basement hovel whilst girlfriend gets felt up by lead thesp.

3/5

Popeye (1980 dir. Robert Altman)

28 Sep

Bearded dictator and jackbooted anorexic bolster cast of near Jacques Tati nightmare.

2/5

Spetters (1980 dir. Paul Verhoeven)

21 Sep

Dutch coming-of-age epic sees three biker types experience chips, gang rape, disco, group wanking, brawling and both vaginal and anal sex in the wake of Saturday Night Fever.

3/5

Inferno (1980 Dir. Dario Argento)

8 Sep

Stunning architecture and blood letting makes up for unsatisfactory narrative.

2/5

Stardust Memories (1980 dir. Woody Allen)

28 Aug

All of civilization, including Home Alone burgler, massage staunch follower of Judaism’s ego for 80 minutes.

3/5

Maniac (1980)

9 Apr

Asthmatic shotgunner scalps useless actresses using surgical precision in New York.

2/5

Airplane! (1980 dir. Jim Abrahams & David Zucker)

29 Mar

Clever character names and racism provide chuckles aboard dangerously catered flight.

3/5

The Long Good Friday (1980)

16 Feb

Violent barrow-boy types looking for bombers show loyalty to crime manager by working on bank holiday.

4/5

Caddyshack (1980)

2 Jan

Jewish tartan fanatic increases golf handicaps for aged Republicans whilst mentally abusing their wives.

3/5

Friday The 13th (1980)

30 Dec

Psycho and Halloween ideas duplicated as careless fucking gives rise to horror icon.

2/5

Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

13 Nov

Mismatched couple of farmer and animatronic hermit conduct religion and exercise in swamp.

4/5

The Shining (1980)

13 Nov

Attention-starved child ruins winter getaway for parents by correctly predicting slaughter.

5/5

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