Fortress (1992 dir. Stuart Gordon)

Tory social and privatisation policies realised in a future of stomach aches.

2/5

Hoffa (1992 dir. Danny DeVito)

Well-nosed thesp unites Daily Mirror readers against Daily Telegraph readers.

3/5

Bitter Moon (1992 dir. Roman Polanski)

The tragic tale of a man with bad teeth unable to bone his young lover.

3/5

Death Becomes Her (1992 dir. Robert Zemeckis)

Two tarts go to great lenghts to maintain fuckability as Night of The Living Dead collides with Max Factor.

2/5

Braindead (1992 dir. Peter Jackson)

Ethnic retail assistant realises mummy’s boy is man of her dreams after he reduces party guests to pulped trifle.

3/5

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992 dir. Brian Henson)

Frog receives promotion without needing formal performance review.

2/5

The Last Of The Mohicans (1992 dir. Michael Mann)

Thesp keeps lockes well conditioned despite excessive jogging and stabbing in forests.

3/5

Sneakers (1992 dir. Phil Alden Robinson)

Nineties ensemble cast do Inception blueprint minus the snoozing.

3/5

Patriot Games (1992 dir. Phillip Noyce)

A man with photographic memory destroys some Irishmen.

2/5

The Lawnmower Man (1992 dir. Brett Leonard)

Matrix blueprint sees idiot gardener undergo extreme character arc due to appalling visual effects.

2/5

Bad Lieutenant (1992 dir. Abel Ferrara)

Unorthodox constable uses suspects as wank aids.

3/5

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992 dir. James Foley)

Class acting performances from all-star cast inspired by unreasonable sales targets.

3/5

California Man (1992 dir. Les Mayfield)

High school students in their twenties go to great lenghts to dispell creation myths in order to rise above various stereotypes on the social ladder.

2/5

The Player (1992 dir. Robert Altman)

Amidst confusing cameos, Private Pyle dies at the hands of Shawshank Christ for poor scribbling.

4/5

Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest (1992 dir. Bill Kroyer)

Carelessly-animated Avatar blueprint leaves exposition to musical numbers.

1/5

Toys (1992 dir. Barry Levinson)

Well-nosed emitter of broad comedy staunchly opposes production of vaguely fun play things in surreal manufacturing plant.

2/5

My Cousin Vinny (1992 dir. Jonathan Lynn)

Outlandish Italian-American uses detailed automobile history to save ageless Karate Kid from Confederate death sentence.

3/5

The Crying Game (1992 dir. Neil Jordan)

Reminiscent of Vertigo, with a surprising man sausage instead of false suicide.

3/5

A Few Good Men (1992)

Amateurish military lawyer struggles to get proper baseball game started whilst defending two US army cliches in beautiful court room.

3/5

Basic Instinct (1992 dir. Paul Verhoeven)

Slutty scribe makes Seinfeld postman uncomfortable and then mates.

2/5