There’s a broad that doesn’t need to turn on Christmas lights in shopping centers to further her music career. Yet.

She looks like a popstar

“It’s never too dark to sport a pair of hilarious novelty shades!”

Susan Boyle for the Glee generation?

“Yep, got my onesie on, just incase it’s not obvious enough that I drink tit milk for breakie.”

He wears Thundercats pyjamas to the youth club

“I’m contratually obliged to dress like a stupid.”

Mismatching clothes in the name of 'fashion'

“Between us, we have £6.73. Would you buy as a bottle of White Lightening from that corner shop?”

Reservoir twats?

“Don’t you just love my ‘desperate hipster next door’ look?”

Begger

“When it comes to singing bad music with flat, lifeless vocals, we mean fuckin’ business.”

They don't dress like this in the park on Friday night