By Slick Nick
Pop Peelings can exclusively reveal that model Katie Price does wear beachwear whilst on holiday at the beach.
The tanned monstrosity, 43, was seen earlier this summer at an exclusive Butlins holiday park in the south east of England.
Favoured by low income families and ‘ironic’ student types, Butlins has received very little press lately as most sunseekers now favour exotic locales such as Ianapa and Falaraki at which to get drunk in and exchange bodily fluids. However, holidaymakers in Bognor Regis got more than expected one chilly morning in August.
Boobed Price arrived wearing a blue Nike tracksuit and within an hour of sitting on a beach towel had cast these garments aside to reveal a rather skimpy M&S bikini.
Although the beach in summer is perhaps the first place you’d expect a glamour model to be seen taking her clothes off, many onlookers, including Richard Wilkes, 50, were still shocked at what they saw.
He said: ‘You just don’t see tits like that in real life. It was an unforgettable sight and I might think of Katie the next time I’m having sex with my wife.’
‘One thing’s for sure, I’ll certainly be thinking of her the next time I masturbate.’
Katie, whose current marriage appears to be on the rocks though that might just be more carefully-planned PR, spent the morning reading a current issue of the Radio Times before heading off around lunch time for an undercooked hamburger.
Katie Price’s new biography ‘Six Months After The Last One’ is due for release in February 2011 and will probably be rivetting.
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