Single white men with ponytails and/or weight issues are appeased with pointless remake.
1/5
Tags: Action, Cinema, Clash of the Titans, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Liam Neeson, Movie Reviews, Movies, Ralph Fiennes, Sam Worthington, United States
Funny accent prevents voiceover legend from being asked to provide voiceover.
2/5
Tags: Cinema, Clint Eastwood, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, Movie Reviews, Movies, Rugby, United States
College rock subject matter snuggles gently with Total Recall‘s exact opposite.
4/5
Tags: 2004, Cinema, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Memory, Movie Reviews, Movies, Romance, United States
Residents of doomed beach community bond over sunbathing and suicide.
Tags: Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Imperial Japanese Army, Iwo Jima, Japan, Movie Reviews, Movies, United States, War, World War II
Hispanic lightweight embarrasses war heroes on ambitious pub crawl.
Tags: Cinema, Clint Eastwood, Drama, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, United States, War, WWII
Arsehole TV exec type patronises ethnic minorities after supernatural encounters.
3/5
Tags: 1988, A Christmas Carol, Bill Murray, Charles Dickens, Christmas, Cinema, Comedy, Ebenezer Scrooge, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Scrooge, Television, United States
Curly expert in prop-based gags endures anti-semitism on camping trip in 2D.
Tags: 1982, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Horror, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, United States
Teens receive machete punishment for having unprotected knobs during sex in subtle aids allegory.
Tags: 1981, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Horror, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, United States
Psycho and Halloween ideas duplicated as careless fucking gives rise to horror icon.
Tags: 1980, Cinema, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Horror, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, United States
Child abuse and murder coax world-class performances all round.
Tags: Boston, Cinema, Clint Eastwood, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Kevin Bacon, Movie Reviews, Movies, Mystic River, Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, United States
In a picturesque, ordered suburb, man and neice battle to say own name more times than the other.
5/5
Tags: 1943, Alfred Hitchcock, Cinema, Crime, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Oneaday, Pop Peelings, United States
Despite talking irritatingly loud at all times, shadowy newspaper seller enjoys loyal staff members for life.
Tags: 1941, Cinema, Citizen Kane, Film, Film Reviews, Hollywood, Humour, Movie Reviews, Movies, Orson Welles, United States
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